"Listen to this: The 8th amendment states 'cruel and unusual punishment shall not be inflected'."

"I'd agree with that statement."

" 'Cause it should be declined!"

"Exactly."

Thank you, ladies and gents, we'll be here all week.

Happy Birthday, hallowd!

Yesterday!Don't let school crush you. Fight fight fight! And I hope the package arrived in time for your birthday, and that it was a splendid one all around. KIPPIS ( Read more... )

Prominent topics of today: organic crack and virgin hookers.

"Everyone's done a little hooking. If you have dinner before you do it, you've done a little hooking."

Kora, CRAP. Have you seen the reviews coming in? I'm gonna go through them all, but now I'm itchin' to jump into some decant circles for left overs. *bites nails ( Read more... )

Things I Like About Returning to School

• Walking in giant groups to class, talking about nothing in particular
  
• Discussions of anal fricatives around the ashtray
  
• Finishing crosswords with E
  
• GWN's awesome ability to explain things
  
• Random bitching about professors
  
• Random humor in the grad lab
  
• Taking up my usual spot in the grad lab
  
• The talk-silence- ( Read more... )

In 13 or so hours, I'll be heading up to the ABQ airport in order to take off for Fort Wayne ( Read more... )

1. OH SPN you freak me out and make me wibble and the previews make me go WAI WAI! and yet you're still not as scary as the PS3 baby commercial they always seem to run during you. WHY, CW, WHY ( Read more... )

Ow ow ow! And in other news, I'm coming up on 12 hours awake. I know this is a normal span of day for most people, but there's something about starting your day at 5:15 and not quite knowing when it's gonna end that just makes it seem so looong. It's not bad when there's things to do, but the downtime is killer ( Read more... )

So, BT, GT, VT and I just had the following exchange.

( Yup, these are my friends. )

Your non-fandom, ALL LINGUIST, weirdness:

Kitten Soup

WARNING: May be traumatic to kittens and kitten lovers.